Saturday, January 22, 2011

Mullets and me

Gramma use to cut my hair into a mullet when I was in grade school. "Curly hair can't have bangs," in her own words...

Alas, I saw the light and now live mullet free, but the word has not been shared throughout the entire world yet...

After the amazing mullet in Cotopaxi, I thought it couldn't get much better.

But.

The world has more in store for me.

Euro-mullet: very common among European travelers, specifically females. I think it's supposed to be messy and stylish, but it's just an awkward mullet.

Mega-mullet: any mullet where the "party in the back" is long enough to donate to Locks of Love (like the library custodian at UMD).

All business-mullet: such as the man in Cotopaxi, where hair is shaved on top, but the party is still hanging loose in the back.

Dreaded-mullet: as seen today in Banos, Ecuador, a gentleman with close cropped hair up front and dreads in the back...some weird sort of hideous beauty in it all.

And I won't even start on rat tails.

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